| HERE IS my attempt to inject a little humour into a world where disaster and bad news seem so prevalent..
For countless years the forest elves,
Had a secret they kept to themselves.
‘Til they sought an answer to the riddle,
How each had a gold bolt in their middle.
This oddity must have been meant,
Because not one elf was born exempt.
As brothers, sisters, dads and mums,
All had bolts fixed to their tums.
A young elf pondered how this was,
And determined he would find the cause.
But first he went to seek advice,
From the brown owl who was old and wise.
As retired headmaster of owl college,
He was well known as a fount of knowledge.
And famous for the helpful tips.
Which tumbled from his learned lips.
He listened to the question brought,
And after some time lost in thought.
Suggested in a course of action,
Culminating in a bolt extraction.
So the elf searched round and found a spanner,
Which he used in the usual manner.
Hoping with the bolt’s removal,
He’d maybe gain the tribe’s approval.
The elves all gathered round to see,
If he would solve the mystery.
Then stood dumb-struck, bereft of sound,
When his bottom fell and hit the ground.
— Ron Irvine, Fintry Road, Dundee. |