| I RECEIVED a gas bill on April 1 for 57p for the period 22.9.04 to 24.3.05.
Being April Fools Day, I thought it was a joke.
This bill was from Scottish Hydro-Electric.
Next day I got an amended bill for 82p for period 15.9.04 to 29.3.05.
This promised me a discount of 1p if paid by April 12.
Now, due to a previous experience, I know I can’t pay a bill under £1 by cash or cheque.
This means I have to pay an extra 18p to make it up to £1 before I get a discount of 1p.
Being really amused by this, I have sent them the enclosed poem.
It might amuse your other readers too. It is called Don’t Delay, This Offer Won’t Stay: —
Oh Dearie me,
I’m really feeling blue,
Cos I’ve been promised 1p discount
And don’t know what to do.
Of course, I could play cards with it,
For it is useless for the loo.
And it really cost a lot more than that,
Just to send this poem to you.
Still, thank you for the offer,
Your kindness touched my heart,
Knowing how sad you’ll be,
When the penny and you must part.
But should you decide to send it,
I’ll put it in a frame,
And maybe the Hydro’s generosity
Will bring it WORLD FAME.
— Jean Hendrie, Broughty Ferry.
P.S. I only have a gas cooker. |