| Lightweight, underpowered, Indiana Jones clone Sahara (12, seen at Dundee UGC) starts promisingly with a lavish, flashback prologue, writes Phil Weir.
It’s 1865. In the closing days of the American Civil War, a Confederate Ironclad gunboat — a sort of squat, floating tank with faceted, armoured contours suggestive of a modern Stealth fighter aircraft — steams out of the heavily besieged Southern port of Richmond with a secret cargo and heads off into the dark to points unknown.
Cut to the present. The mysterious vessel has become the stuff of legend, having not been seen again since the night it left harbour, 140 years ago. However, Nigeria-based marine salvage expert Dirk Pitt (Matthew McConaughey) is obsessed with tracking down the Ironclad’s wreck.
All his dives off the American coast have drawn a blank, but when a Nigerian dealer in ancient contraband sells Dirk an incredibly rare coin — a Confederate gold dollar – the adventurer smells paydirt. The Ironclad's captain was known to have such a coin — one of only five — in his possession.
Dirk still can’t get his head round how a boat built for nothing more fierce than US coastal waters could have crossed the Atlantic a century-and-a-half ago, but he suspends his disbelief and heads off on the coin’s trail, up-river into the north-west African interior.
For company he has good buddy and fellow salvager Al Giordino (Steve Zahn). Incidentally, the pals are former special-forces cronies, which bodes well for them in fisticuffs to come.
Hitching a boat ride with them is World Health Organisation medic Eva Rojas (Penelope Cruz) who is on a quest of her own — she’s trying to track down the source of a baffling disease devastating the local population.
And is there more to this old-tub, new-bug mix? Stir in a gun-crazy dictator and his faceless hordes, a shady technocrat and his faceless hordes, lots of unpredictable Tuareg tribesmen, lots of unpredictable Tuareg camels, and a vast, secret industrial installation deep in the desert and you’ve got the sort of components that keep the plot on a constant simmer, if only occasionally on the boil.
The problem facing rip-roaring adventure yarns like Sahara is that they rely on a constant procession of set-piece, action sequences if they are to to deliver the goods, and these have to be grand-scale or pretty inventive to excite the jaded palate of current cinema audiences.
We’ve all grown up on a diet of Indy and Bond movies, and we expect plenty of colossal, intricate bangs for our bucks. Sahara doesn’t have these, with the action fairly underwhelming at every turn.
The intriguing storyline also suffers from having more loose ends than a thousand Bedouin tents have guy ropes. Based on a Clive Cussler novel, one can’t help but feel a lot of his pages have ended up on the cutting-room floor.
Sahara’s saving grace is the cast. The chemistry is there between McConaughey and Zahn, and their double-turn as wisecracking, jawcracking brothers-in-arms-and-artefacts steals the show. Cruz is also a mighty presence, if for nothing more than her beautiful face. I’d cross a desert to gaze upon it, even aboard an unpredictable Tuareg camel.
However, one actor choice did have me choking just a little on my choc ice — Coen brothers regular William C. Macy plays retired admiral James Sandecker, Dirk and Al's cigar-chewing boss aboard the salvage team's mother ship anchored off the Nigerian coast. He's a sort of straight-man foil to his devil-may-care lieutenants on shore, with the camera frequently switching back to him on the bridge of his ship, gnawing anxiously on ever-larger portions of bulkhead with every new report of escalating grief from the interior.
This is an imaginative piece of casting, considering that Macy normally plays hangdog, underdog runts. If he'd popped up here as James Sandecker, Deck Scrubber Third Class, Retired, I wouldn't have batted an eyelid. But an ex-admiral? Blistering barnacles!
VERDICT: The unravelling of a great riddle? The untwining of a great lot of twaddle, but mildly enjoyable all the same.
Three stars |