| IN RESPONSE to Snappy Chappy’s letter, I back his stand against the proliferation of the Burberry check pattern in Dundee, which he deems “ned wear”.
However, I believe any form of pub ban, etc, would simply drive the Ned underground.
By adopting civilian garb, the ned could gain easy access to pubs, clubs and other arenas of polite society, all-the-while wearing Burberry check boxer shorts, having a concealed Burberry-pattern tattoo, or even going to the extreme of getting a Burberry-check crown implanted into one of his many tooth cavities.
All-in-all, it would seem far better that the ned be allowed go abroad in the city dressed in as much Burberry as he sees fit.
In fact, the more of it he wears, the easier it will be for the rest of us to identify him, detect his approach and take avoiding action.
For example, a hypothetical Dundee matron to a hypothetical friend as they advance along a hypothetical Dundee thoroughfare:—
“Look at yon creature Jessie, dressed from head to toe in Burberry. He must be a ned, and a big one at that. Let us, for safety sake, cross the road and let him pass on the other side.” — Bess Bibben, Tucker Road, Broughty Ferry, Dundee.
I AM intrigued at Snappy Chappy’s distress at the sighting of the Burberry check pattern.
He should really get “with it”. The name Burberry, and the smart, classy, easy-on-the-eye check that goes with it, has always been associated with class.
Indeed, very posh advertisements have, for many years, been spotted in up-market glossies and the larger department store, aiming at the more affluent among us.
Thanks to its popularity it’s a little more affordable, but still anything but cheap.
As for the Snapster’s never-ending complaint about black leggings, I am sorry they seem to have gone out of fashion, leaving us with big, wide, ugly-looking trousers. — Snazzy Lady.
I REPLY to the letter from Snappy Chappy. I am a regular Burberry wearer because the clothes make me look so good and give me confidence.
Snappy and the majority of other people think Burberry clothes are only worn by football casuals and trouble-makers. I cannot fight my way out of a paper bag.
I also spend most of my money on designer clothes, but my girlfriend thinks I should be spending the money on her. I would rather split up from her than give up my Burberry obsession.
In fact, if Burberry was available in wallpaper I would have it in my room. — Burberry King.
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